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Leo Redlodge is the best superspy in the U.S. Now if only he could get a date. Worse yet, an encounter with a drug dealer stirs up disturbing secrets from his past and forces him to face his greatest enemy. Himself, a thousand times.
Opening Scene Edit
Henry Prince is relaxing in his apartment when someone starts banging on his door. He opens it up to find a disheveled Leo Redlodge who says "Their coming" in a frantic voice. Suddenly an explosion occurs the two jump out the window and onto a nearby building's roof. Henry Prince abandons Redlodge though, when he finds out that they are running from the two women Redlodge was supposed to date on the same night.
Theme Plays with not as much flourish
We see Redlodge wake up in his apartment. He then heads into "the office" and asks B for a mission. B says the world is perfectly normal and not grim and that you can tell by the fact that CNN cancelled the days show. Redlodge then sighs and decides to see if he can get another date.
No Date Edit
He calls Kalyn Hammer but she is busy that night. He calls Kate Sionis, but she is not answering her phone. He calls his friend James Bond and asks him if Bond can organize a date between Redlodge and one of Bond's many old girlfriends, but Bond is on a mission. He then asks Jake if he wants to go get drunk at the bar together but Jake has a date. He asks Grease Monkey if he wants to but Grease Monkey reminds him that he can't drink alchohol. He calls Henry and asks him but he still isn't speaking to Redlodge. He even asks B but B obviously refuses.
He then calls and gets turned down by his brother, all his neighbors, his landlady, His insurance agent, his lawyer, his plumber, his plumber's sister, his lawyer, his high school friends, his lawyer, his college friends, his lawyer, a random guy on the street named Earl, a guy in prison, and any of his lawyers not mentioned. Redlodge then decides to asks the police if they have any crimes to report but they tell him today is the perfect day. He then goes to just get drunk at a bar by himself. But once he is just about to collapse and pay he realizes his wallet was stolen and is thrown out of the bar. He then gets mugged (his asking the mugger if he wanted to watch a guys movie together didn't protect him). And after he wakes up in the morning he finds out he is locked out of his apartment building in the pouring rain. A bird poops on his head and then he collapses on the pavement.
Waking Up Edit
Redlodge wakes up in "the office's" hospital where he finds out that he has been unconscious for a week and while he was unconscious, he burned down an entire city block. His Doctor then reveals that after he was mugged he was given certain weird drugs. To solve this, Redlodge then decides to find the man who attacked him by checking the police files for his face. He finds out the man is part of a street gang in the worst section of town in D.C. Redlodge then goes there to check it out, but is still suffering from his hangover and is mugged again. This time however he wakes up in a room with nothing but a chair and a mirror.
The Cell Edit
He stares at his reflection for a bit, but then realizes that the reflection is wearing different clothes then him and isn't mirroring his movements. He then says "hi", the reflection says "Hi" back. Redlodge then realizes that the "mirror" is just a window and that he is looking at a clone of himself. He then tries to break the window... When he wakes up from the electric shock, he finds that he is back in the chair and that instead of a clone, he just sees a man with a moldy face looking at him.
The Interrogation Edit
Moldface then says he needs Redlodge to tell him the password to get in to "The Office" Redlodge refuses. Moldface then proceeds to break his will by injecting him with a hallucinating drug. (It makes him imagine he is stuck in church for forever) He then gives Moldface the password. (It is actually a fake). Moldface then decides to leave.
Now that Moldface is heading into a trap, Redlodge can escape. He then uses the blade hidden in his shoe to unscrew the air vent in his cell and throws a sleep gas pellet hidden in the temple tip of his glasses into it. He then taps a fake molar in his mouth that sends a distress signal to "The Office". He then wakes up in the presence of "Hobbes". He then finds out that the "compound" he was a prisoner in was his own apartment, modified while he was in a coma. He also finds out that the Office Doctor, Watt, has been kidnapped from the office, and that the "wrong" password he was supposed to give to interrogators, was actually the "right" password, and that he had confused them.
The Search Edit
Since Doctor Watt knows sensitive information about the entire crew of "The Office", Redlodge has to go rescue her. He grabs some gadgets from grease monkey and then goes to the police station. He then pleads with Kate Sionis to unimpound his bus. She agrees, but only if he agrees to stop pestering her about going on a date. They and Henrythen get in the bus and go to the town of Red Lodge Montana, where Moldface is rumored to be hiding. Moldface has a subterranean lair there that they must infiltrate. While doing this, they realize that Moldface sells illegal drugs. They then get captured.
The Death-Trap Edit
Moldface then reveals that he invented a drug called Super, it makes a person age 10 times faster for its duration, but also gives them heightened abilities. He is using this to make an army that will invade Washington D.C. Redlodge asks who is in this army. Moldface says it is an army of you. Suddenly two Leos appear. Redlodge then remembers his incident in Never Say No with someone who looked sorta like him and had the same name. Moldface then asks his henchman The Punk to take care of Leo. Punk then chains Leo up and slowly lowers the chain toward a pit of acid. Redlodge has been deprived of all of his gadgets according to Moldface, but not really. Redlodge actually has a fake molar that has a metal eating chemical in it. He removes the molar with his tongue and breaks it with his teeth. He then spits the chemical on the chains. He then starts climbing the chain he is dangling from.
You Big Punk Edit
Punk starts shooting at Redlodge who starts swinging the chain. He swings into Punk, almost knocking him in the pit. The two start to fight. Punk uses a drug called "Super" that enables him enhanced strength, speed, and agility. But also makes him age 10 times faster (It is cumulative for multiple doses). Redlodge grabs a bunch of needles and starts injecting Punk with them. Punk starts to become an old man which Redlodge overpowers and knocks into the acid.
The Trouble with Clones Edit
Redlodge goes and frees Kate and Henry. They say that Watt was actually working for Moldface the whole time. He tells them to head for the hills, and they do. He then attacks a bunch of his clones they beat him up and capture him. But then after that, we see him with Kate and Henry, Kate asks him how he convinced clone to die fighting those guys, to which Leo responds "Hey, they all had the same memories as me, I just convinced him he was the original." Kate then asks him, "How do you know you are the original?" To which he answers, "I didn't need convincing." Henry gets a call from B which says that Washington is getting attacked by an army of Leo Redlodge.
War for the City Edit
Redlodge, Henry, and Kate arrive at Washington to find out it has gone to the 9 hells and back. Redlodge and co then meet B at the base and find out that B and Hunter have captured a clone, who insists he's the original. Redlodge says that he convinced this clone of that in order to escape, but the "clone" proves to be the original Redlodge when he reveals that his clones actually don't have ALL of his memories. He says now that he is here, Washington can just kill all the clones without have to worrying about harming him, within two days, it is back to normal.
Got no Mold on me Edit
Redlodge heads back to his apartment and his shot in the shoulder. Redlodge pulls out his guns and keeps shooting in a window, a man falls out, it is Moldface's. As he examines the body, Moldface points a gun at his head, the body is a clone. Moldface says to Redlodge "You're to big a threat Redlodge." Redlodge says, "you don't know the half of it." Moldface is then gunned down by a Redlodge clone. Redlodge says to the clone, "Glad you decided to help us out." The clone says, "You're the original, want to retire, Redlodge says "In this life yeah, but not in another one."
"So what did you think" says Redlodge, a Tiger Man says, "I think that campaign promotional movie stinks." Redlodge says glad its not real life." Hobbes, the tiger says "Yeah, me too"
Sorry, but Leo Redlodge will return in a completely different movie so just forget about this one.
|“||Who's Chasing us? An Assassin? The Mafia? WHO?||„|
|~ Henry Prince|
|“||My Two Dates for the Night||„|
|~ Leo Redlodge|
|“||What the -------||„|
|~ Henry Prince|
|“|| Redlodge is beaten up bad. |
Hey Redlodge! was it the pretty blonde one or the ugly hag.
|“||(Quickly) Both, she's not that ugly, and shut up.||„|
- Tom Cruise as Leo Redlodge, His clones.
- John Boyega as Henry Prince
- Felicity Jones as Kate Sionis
- Meryl Streep as Doctor Watt
- Nicholas Cage as Moldface
- Johnny Depp as The Punk
- Chris Pine as Grease Monkey
- Matt Damon as Hunter
- Andy Serkis as B
- Daniel Craig as James Bond's answering machine.
- Leostales as Earl