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- Donald Trump (main protagonist)
- Naes Navillus
- Hillary Clinton (main antagonist)
- Barack Obama
- Mike Pence
- Ghost of George Washington
- Ghost of Abraham Lincoln
- Ghost of Ben Franklin
- Bill Clinton
- George H.W. Bush
- Melania Trump
- Bernie Sanders
- Marco Rubio
- Ted Cruz
- John Kasich
- Jill Stein
Donald Trump is about to start his presidential term, but Hillary Clinton doesn't take her loss in the race well and becomes jealous. She tries to take over the presidential spot and kill Trump.
The movie starts when Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are trying to break into Trump Towers. Donald Trump is in his hot tub, relaxing. His friends, Naes Navillus and Anti-Max, try to warn Trump of the incoming attack, but he explains that he is about to destroy Isis and steal money from people. However, Naes persuades Trump that he will die, and he goes to his private jet in his airforce base in his mansion which is located next to Trump Towers. Naes flies the jet while Trump and Anti-Max shoot Obama and Hillary, who stole a jet from Trump. Anti-Max then takes over the jet and escorts the trio to the white house. Hillary and Obama try to catch up, but when Mike Pence (who is the Vice-President) sees what's going on, he throws a grenade up to Trump who throws it and blows up Obama and Clinton's jet. They then fall to the ground. Meanwhile, the opening credits appear while Trump, Naes, and Anti-Max land their jet at the White House.
The logo for the movie appears, as well as the opening credits.
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama get off the ground and look up. They see that Trump has escaped them and try to find the nearest base. They find out that they are in West Virginia, which is somewhat close to Washington D.C. Donald Trump looks at his phone and finds out that it is January 19, 2017. Trump will be elected the next day. He goes to a meeting in Washington D.C. The republican candidates: Kasich, Cruz, and Rubio are present at this meeting to congratulate Trump on his win. They are glad that a Republican won. They talk about how they plan on the security in this parade. Anti-Max says that he is a robot that can fire multiple rockets at a time, but they needed more. They decided to pay a bunch of huge security guards to protect Washington and would use Anti-Max as a backup plan. Donald Trump leaves the meeting to fly to the Mexican border. Now, since his inauguration would be in a day, he designed a jet that would travel 100 miles per minute. Mike Pence hops in the cockpit and blasts off with Trump. It then cuts to Hillary Clinton and Obama traveling to the White House, not knowing about Trump leaving. They find a pit of explosives and decide to blow it up. Obama lights a match, but before he can throw it, a guy in a ninja costume comes out. He takes out a sword and slices at the duo. Obama challenges him to a knife fight. The ninja does good, but Obama stabs him in the stomach. He then throws a grenade and pushes Hillary Clinton back. Barack keeps trying to impale him, but the ninja sees Hillary Clinton on the ground. He then takes off his mask - he's Bill Clinton!
Bill Clinton explains that he made an agency against Donald Trump called The National Secret Citizens Against Trump (NSCAT). He made it after Hillary lost the election so he and Hillary supporters could protest so she could become president. They then enter the lab and Bill Clinton shows them all of the members. They then sing a song called "Destroy Donald Trump." Hillary and Obama join the gang. Meanwhile, Trump and Pence are flying in their jet. They are flying to the Mexico border to collect a few documents for his big speech. However, on the way, a group of jets and choppers are gaining on them and shoots at them. They end up damaging a wing on the back of the jet. However, Pence goes out to repair it. He also lifts up and fires robotic missiles at the jets. Donald Trump hides behind a box full of weapons and fires a minigun. Mike Pence dives back to the jet and hangs on, but he saves his grip and lifts himself up. He then drives the jet and they also summon a small robot that launches himself onto other jets. However, a missile launches himself very high into the air and an anti-gravity gun launches him all over the place. He fires himself back into the glass of a jet and throws the person onto another jet. He then grapples onto the bottom and snipes another jet that his about 300 meters above him. All of the choppers and jets are cleared out and they all flip into the jet. They then put on a shield so an attack like that wouldn't damage the jet so easily. However, the people get up and shoot up, hitting the jet. Trump goes out, but he gets knocked out and lands on the Mexico border on his one-foot tall brick wall. Pence then abandons the jet and jumps out, having the jet fall down and kill the shooters for good.
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are being initiated and are becoming a member of NSCAT. They have to shoot and destroy a statue of Trump. They do it for 2 seconds each and then realize that joining the club might not be a good idea. Hillary looks back on all of the things she ever did, and if she would become president, she would probably be very corrupt. However, she takes the greeting and then pours herself a shot of liquor. Hillary and Bill then come together in a dark room and have sex. Naes and Anti-Max are then shown, walking out of the D.C. Territory. Anti-Max has a weird feeling and scans the USA. They find out that Trump and Pence aren't in the country. They try to call Trump, but they can't access his signal. It then cuts to Mike and Trump, who are on the ground and get up. They seem to have been knocked out and realize that they aren't in America anymore - there are in Mexico. They scan the area and it seems that they are far away from the white house. Trump goes to get the jet, but Pence states that it broke.
“Aw crap, I guess we’re going to have to make that jet great again. But first, we must make us great again!” Trump says. Trump and Pence walk over to a Mexican Bar and go inside. Trump goes up and asks if he can have a shot of tequila. However, everyone in the bar stares at him in disgust. “Umm..oh wait, huh, I don’t drink, so what am I doing here? I best be going” Trump says. “Oh no! It’s Trump! The guy who’s going to make us pay trillions of dollars in taxpayer’s money to build a wall that serves no actual purpose!” then, everybody throws glass bottles at him, as Trump pulls a pistol out of his suit and fires at the bartender. The bartender dodges the bullet and then takes out a shotgun. He loads it, and then slowly pulls the trigger, firing at Donald Trump. However, a guy is seen in front of the bullet. A Mexican guy in the bar - he pulled his suit off and took the dangerous shot in his chest. And not just his chest - where his heart is. “Thanks, you saved my life, good citizen. Hey, Mike, we need to make this guy’s health great ag-” “Okay, that’s enough ‘great again’ jokes for one paragraph.” Pence says back.
The movie cuts to Hillary and Barack, going over plans they have to backfire Trump’s inauguration. “How about shooting him in the head with a sniper from a high distance?” Hillary suggests, with Obama responding, “eh...overused. We need to try something new.”
Hillary, after a few more ideas, gives up and jumps out of the window in the lair. She says “Trump thinks he’s hot shit, but he’s not! We will defeat him...even if it takes all we got! Hey, that rhymes. I’m so smart.” “NO YOU’RE NOT!” yells someone, who looks like DanzxvFan8275. It then cuts to Hillary testing out weapons, blasting them at targets all around. “Republicans, republicans. Democrats are better.” She then teleports to an airport in West Virginia, close to Pennsylvania. Hillary goes to aboard the plane when she gets a call from Obama.
“So, where are you? I haven’t seen you in hours.”
“Oh, I’m about to show the Republican party what for. In other words, kill Trump.”
“Aren’t we supposed to do it at the inauguration?”
“I’m getting impatient.”
“Well, okay.” Obama says, but then, he is heard choking when a new mysterious voice is heard. It doesn’t sound like Obama, probably because it’s a WOMAN on the phone now.
“Look, both main parties are corrupt!” Says the voice.
“Who the hell are you?” asks Hillary.
“I’m Jill Stein, Green Party candidate for the 2016 presidential election. I’m here to warn you - you’re talking false politics.”
“Saying that Democrats are better than Republicans. Look, you seem to think that those are the only two parties. They’re not. Green party and Libertarian.”
“Pfft, Libertarian is the same as Democrat.”
“Look Hillary. I don’t agree with what you’re doing. I’m on Trump’s side. He’s struggling and working hard. You’re having a ride through life.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, look at this. Trump and I have received hate. Tons of hate. We tried to make America - scratch that, the WORLD better, and look at me. Only receiving 1% of the national popular vote. When, you’ve been the first lady, and you’re doing terrible things, and look at you! You received more votes than Donald this election.”
“She’s right, you know.” DanzxvFan8275 says.
“So, I am sending the ghosts of former presidents to warn you about this.” Jill continued. She then jumped out of the plane before it took off.
“Pfft, stupid Jill doesn’t know what she’s talking about.” Hillary says carelessly.
The scene cuts to Naes and Anti-Max at Capitol Hill. “Where the frick did Trump go?” Naes asks. “You’ve been asking that for the last few hours.” Anti-Max says, as Bernie Sanders walks in. Naes and Anti-Max try to ask him what he is doing. “Hey Bernie, what-,” as their sentence gets cut off after Bernie knocks them out. “FEEL THE BERN!” Bernie yells, as he goes into the oval office. He grabs a mic and says “Dear cabinet and representatives: your president, Donald Trump, has gone missing. I am Bernie Sanders, the longest serving independent in U.S. history! I should’ve beat Hillary! Now...meh, I did support her over Trump, but if I would’ve beaten her, I would’ve also beaten Trump, according to most studies.” over the intercom. “Hmm, so you regret supporting Hillary?” Naes asks. “No. I never did. Frick Hillary, I’m an independent.” Bernie says back. He then walks away and takes out his phone. He goes to a politics app and sees that he is upvoted in Vermont as senator.
Naes and Anti-Max in TexasEdit
Naes and Anti-Max originally went with Trump and Pence on the jet to the border. When the terrorist hits them, they would fall back and land in a desert in Texas. This was cut to change their setting in the movie, which would go on to be Washington D.C.
- Leonardo DiCaprio as Donald Trump
- Charlize Theron as Hillary Clinton
- Tom Hanks as Bill Clinton
- Will Smith as Barack Obama
- Daniel Craig as Naes Navillus
- Adam Sandler as Anti-Max
- Michael Douglas as George Washington
- Bill Oberst Jr as Abraham Lincoln
- Jeffrey Tambor as Ben Franklin
- George Clooney as Mike Pence
- Ellen Degeneres as Jill Stein
- Jennifer Aniston as Melania Trump
- Naes' actor was originally Andy Samberg before moving to Daniel Craig.
- A prequel for this movie called Political Primary will be released somewhere in 2018.